Motherhood is serious business… but not without a funny side as well. Love my mom and I love being a mom. Most of the time, it’s no laughing matter but sometimes some humour gets us through the tough stuff and helps us smile about some of the tough stuff too. Here are 12 quotes about moms and momhood. Enjoy!
“If evolution really works, how come mothers have only two hands” ~ Milton Berle
“People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.” ~Leo J. Burke
“When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they’re finished, I climb out.” ~ Erma Bombeck
“Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life.” ~Author unknown
“It’s not easy being a mother these days. Texting in all caps just doesn’t have the same impact as good old fashioned YELLING”
“Whoever said “there’s no use crying over spilled milk” obviously never pumped six ounces then accidentally dumped it.”
“Don’t worry, you are not the first mom who’s ever thrown a towel over the peed on sheets and gone back to bed.”
“I am convinced that there is a sensor in my ass that alerts my husband and kids in my home of the exact moment I sit down.”
“All these moms are on Pinterest making their own soap and reindeer-shaped treats, and I ‘m all like ” I took a shower and kept the kids alive”
“My mother’s day gift to you is not deleting the embarrassing comments you make on my Facebook wall.”
“Call your mother and say something nice and remember that it’s your fault she pees a little every time she sneezes.”
” I wish my kids would leave me alone while I repeatedly refresh Facebook to see who liked my post about my kids”
Enjoy and Happy Mother’s Day!
To your success,